PostsPostshttp://wheresbillymays.com/posts/2012-01-28T07:31:30ZSquarespaceYes, I'm going to use South Park and tasteful in the same sentence.http://wheresbillymays.com/posts/yes-im-going-to-use-south-park-and-tasteful-in-the-same-sent.htmlBilly Mays III2009-10-10T15:18:02Z2009-10-10T15:18:02ZI'm sure by now a lot of you have seen the recent season premiere of South Park entitled "Dead Celebrities."

I had heard about the episode almost a day prior to it airing but I didn't hear any details. 
Then, about 2 hours before the premiere I heard that it was definitely going to heavily involve Billy Mays and Michael Jackson.

As a long-time South Park fan, I knew that this could really go either way. 
So I decided not to tell anyone about the episode in fear that Trey Parker and Matt Stone were going to completely disrespect my dad.

]]>So, where exactly *IS* Billy Mays?http://wheresbillymays.com/posts/so-where-exactly-is-billy-mays.htmlBilly Mays III2009-09-12T15:11:57Z2009-09-12T15:11:57ZWell, there are a few ways to answer that question.
Firstly, I'm right here.
Sorry.  Technically, I'm Billy Mays III.

You'd probably say - "I mean the guy with the beard who yells at me to buy stuff on T.V."

Well, that guy is my dad.

He passed away in his sleep on June 28th, 2009.

Technically, he was Billy Mays Jr.  So there.

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